We’ve got drugs, we’ve got sex, we’ve got conspicuous consumption.  We’ve even got heists.  Why?  Because we’re talking about celebrities, of course.  Also restaurant workers.  If you work at a restaurant, sorry.  You have to become a cokehead.  It’s the law.  It’s kind of like how you’re not a real celebrity until you have a mountain of sex scandals and you drive your car into something at high speed.  That’s when you know you’ve made it.

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