One of the few upsides to half the country being shuttered is lack of traffic.  Everybody hates it.  People get in fights over it.  It’s coming back, so enjoy the lack of it while you can.  Maybe do some biking.  Or perhaps research horrible city slogans.  Even if you just pick out the worst .1%, that still leaves you with a few dozen at least.  You’d better hurry, because Costaki’s already got a head start.

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