Kids these days don’t know what it’s like roughing it growing up.  Why, back in our day, cell phones didn’t ignore spam calls for you.  How did we even live?  We had to make do by tricking rappers into going to Alaska.  Also, rotary phones.  It took so long to dial a single phone number that by the time you finished the technology was obsolete, so we had no time to notice how bad things were.

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