Football season is about to begin, and you know what that means: enormous fines for repeat criminal behavior.  Yes, Costaki has run afoul of the law again.  Wait, that wasn’t Costaki, it was Deshaun Watson.  And he only got fined five million dollars.  Hey, it’s “only” when you make 46 million a year.  The man makes forty times what you’ll make in a lifetime in a year throwing a football.  Speaking of deeply unpleasant things, we also continue our annual tradition of reading the top 10 Fringe Festival jokes.  Making fun of them turned out to be funnier than the actual jokes themselves.  Maybe that’s the point.  Maybe it’s meta.

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