Checks. The bane of cashiers. These are the things that cause generations to polarize. To invent strange new words. To seek out new grocery bag regulations. To boldly go where no one has gone before…because they use GPS and rarely get lost. Generation Alpha should consider themselves lucky that they’re too young to have fads. Just give it another six years. We’ll find ways to make fun of them, don’t you worry.
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