There are two constants in the lives of many people: When they’re young, they’ll do drugs. When they’re old, they’ll warn the young people not to do drugs. It’s an unbreakable cycle, much like reincarnation or hockey players beating each other half to death. The zen attitude would be to accept these things as part of life. Of course, in order to reach zen you have to avoid overdosing on street drugs first, so maybe don’t accept that part.

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