At some point, we all get too old to drive. The trick is knowing where that point is. Generally it lies somewhere around the same point where a close relative takes your keys and hides them. If you haven’t reached that stage yet, why not buy a 1963 Rolls Royce? They’re only $40,000 or so these days. You may or may not get modern luxuries such as power steering, air conditioning, or FM radio, but think of how fancy you’ll feel.

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