Apparently the new formula the Oscars have come up with to drum up viewership is controversy. This year, it’s a bunch of In Memoriam snubs. Even in death, they’ll turn a profit on you. That’s why once you reach a certain age it’s better to simply retire to a community in the middle of nowhere where drama can’t reach you. Just stay away from any loofahs and pineapples.
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