Is there anything worse than being called “ma’am”? Actually, yes. Several dozen things, in fact. Among the worst is “depositor at Silicon Valley Bank”. Don’t worry, they’re working on another bailout. You know, the thing that everyone was against until they found themselves on the wrong side of the FDIC’s deposit insurance. It’s kind of like how everyone was against Tom Brady until he started threatening to perform standup comedy. Now they’re really against him.

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