Who needs time zones, really? Think about it. It causes scheduling conflicts, it’s annoying having to specify which time zone you’re in, and you can’t guarantee there will never be a war where time zone supremacists cause millions of deaths. It’s safer just not to have them at all. Kind of like comedians in your podcast studio who drink all your liquor and leave garbage everywhere. Hypothetically, of course.

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