Tom Barnard Morning Show

Short People Got No Reason To Pollute – #2014-2

If you love the environment, it’s time to get shorter.  We mean that literally.  Reduce that height.  You’ll consume fewer resources and you’ll need less energy to move.  It’s basic physics.  If that sounds crazy, then you must not be a genius doctor or whatever.  If it doesn’t, we have good news.  Most fish is allegedly made of a mystery potion that may or may not stunt your growth, so just get a nice tuna sub and you’re well on your way.

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