The Family Archives

Minneapolis Snowtrotters – #2389

Life’s full of changes. You start off playing basketball against athletes three times your size, you end up what exactly the doctor is doing to your bladder. You buy a house for 3.9 million, you sell it for 125. Maybe you’ve never done any of these things exactly, but you get the idea. That’s why we aim to be an unmoving beacon in the storm. A point of stability in a chaotic world. Just ignore the 300 times we’ve changed our schedule, show length, lineup, and name. Those don’t count.

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