America has always, for some reason, had the best swimmers in the world.  We also have the best crab in the world.  Coincidence?  Probably.  Although if you want crab enough you might be willing to go get them at the source, miles off the coast in rough waters.  So we’re going to attribute the good swimming to a strong desire for fresh crab.  The US is also one of the top countries for gout, which according to Nik is definitely not a coincidence.

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