How do you kill a car?  A rocket launcher?  Maybe some thermite?  Wrong.  It’s the future, and everything is done with computers now.  If the police don’t like the fact that you’re going 100 in a 50, they just press a button and your days of freedom are over.  Surely such a system could never be abused.  The good news is that while you’re in prison you can get a Peloton, which will simulate the outdoors for you and keep you in shape while you do it.  If that sounds like a dystopian hell to you, then you clearly haven’t gotten with the times lately.

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