When’s the worst time to get tased?  That might sound like a joke question, but it actually has a very specific answer.  Give up?  The answer is when you’re covered in gasoline.  Yes, that happened recently.  No, it didn’t end well.  There’s something that’ll burn you even worse though: eating McDonald’s.  It’s the kind of burn that happens from the inside.  Very unpleasant.  Probably not as lethal.

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