There are two types of people that come into your house while you’re asleep.  The first is Santa.  The second is serial killers.  Both are greatly exaggerated.  The Criminal Minds-style idea of someone going from house to house murdering its inhabitants almost never happens, and it’s common knowledge at this point that Santa spends at most a couple seconds in each house.  The closest you’ll ever get to seeing either is David’s collection of “murderabilia”.  Not to be confused with a murdermobile.  It’s like an ice cream truck but a lot less fun.

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