In America we’re still ramping up towards the next civil war, but at least we don’t have as many women per capita injecting their skin with darkening agents and getting size S breasts. We have some, sure, but it’s a big country.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices