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Artificial Life, Real Death – #2368

They say life in plastic is fantastic. Judging by how many people are freaking out over a movie about a plastic doll, it must be. That or people just enjoy wearing pink. You know what else people enjoy? Being serial killers. It’s not quite as popular as Barbie, but there are enough shows about it to make you think so. If you had to choose one, we recommend the doll. Just don’t go all Sid from Toy Story and you should be fine.

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