No matter where you live, everything will kill you.  Florida?  Don’t even bother, it’s all venomous.  Even up here in Minnesota where it’s frozen half the year, we’ve got things that will put you in the hospital if you touch them.  Okay, then you just move somewhere where it’s frozen 100% of the year, right?  Wrong.  Wolves and bears.  Better to just stay home and binge this show.

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